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ellierenae:

pov: youre my blank google doc

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tayaf:

Out and about in NYC.

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felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.

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hjartasalt:

I have exactly one thing to say about shoplifting from large chains and it’s this: if you’re gonna do it then please take the whole product

(via bestfunny)

riotrhea:

weirdwyvern:

transmeowgynistic:

LOST in that fuckin sauce

(via bestfunny)

gauntletqueen:

unrelenting-usurper:

Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

Eggman’s security system during a break-in

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stosb:

shiftythrifting:

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My wife says this is the work of a psychopath

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thesearethedaysofmylife:

recoverr:

having a quiet life is so.. underrated. i don’t mean it in the sense that people who’re open and loud and busy aren’t important, but when our culture has significantly put so much emphasis on the definition of success as fame, extraordinary accomplishments, greatness and importance and excessive wealth, i think there is so much power to be found in our own anonymity. in the silence of life. in not being constantly perceived, analyzed and performing for the world. in being able to take a walk, smile at strangers and just notice the world without all that noise. taking the biggest pleasure out of the smallest joys, like a cup of coffee or blowing out birthday candles. knowing that our lives don’t have to be a grand spectacle for others in order to have worth and cause a good impact.

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catchymemes:

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